I mean seriously, how do you lose your keys? It doesn’t make any sense to me.
Now I’m not trying to make fun of anyone, that’s not what I’m about. I just don’t understand how you can misplace a pivotal part of your life; the one thing that you NEED to get around.
But let me back up for a second. Let me put a little context to this article.
So, this thought came to my head when I was just surfing the web. You know; minding my own business, doing a little online shopping, etc…. Then, I came across a section of products that were a little “gimmicky,” but useful in your every day life. In that section, there was an ALARM FOR YOUR KEYS.
Seriously, I am NOT joking. It was an alarm that would sound to help you detect your keys. And, the best part is, people pay money for it.
Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not going against the company/companies that make these products. They saw an opportunity, and they went all in to help make a profit. That’s called a “smart business venture.”
Let’s not stop there though, because the “missing key” debacle isn’t only displayed in stores. It’s been a comedic “bit” in sitcoms, television programs, and movies for AGES. It’s so simple, yet still funny if performed right.
But what I’m really trying to say is; how do you misplace your keys?
For example; with my keys and wallet, I always have a SPECIFIC DRAWER in my home that I house them in. That way, I know where they are at all times, and I can just grab them and go.
Maybe I’m wrong though! Or maybe, I’m in a minority of some kind? You know, that group of people that have key stealing elves that waddle through their house in the middle of the night to move their keys.
(But truthfully, I don’t think those are real….)
Honestly though, I’ve been told I need to be more sentimental about these things. So here is what I propose…….use a beer bottle. Yes yes, I know, that could look rather tacky. But it’s beer, and we like beer, so it fits.
But honestly, use a beer bottle and spice it up! Because honestly, and I can guarantee this, PLENTY of people have a ring of some kind on their keys that can fit around the neck of a beer bottle. It’s the PERFECT key holding station the whole family can enjoy!
(Maybe a merch idea?) #WeeklySportsWorldKeyHolders
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