Let’s look at this progression, shall we?
So, we started with the Laundry Detergent Pod Challenge. This is where stupid kids with their smartphones took these pods filled with laundry detergent, placed them IN THEIR MOUTHS, and bit down until the detergent came out.
(I’m literally about to have an aneurysm from the stupidity that I just wrote.)
NOW, kids are starting to snort condoms! They are taking condoms out, snorting them up their nose, and pulling them out their mouth.
(But they don’t actually want to use them for their ACTUAL use…….but I digress).
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH KIDS?!?!?! Are you kidding me? This is LITERALLY the most preposterous thing ever. Kids nowadays have become so bored, and so brain-dead, that they have to try and challenge each other to snort condoms?
So now, even though this one has apparently been around for a while, the media has picked this up and it’s going to spread like CRAZY!
But for when the condom companies are legally obligated to put warnings on their products after this, I have a suggestion on what they should say;
“DON’T SNORT THESE YOU MORONS!”
………I hate kids.
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