Party down, Paddington!
Bears Are The CHAMPION Of The “Power Move”
It might not be beer, but it’s still alcohol. And sometimes on a warm day, you need a lighter and stronger drink to get the party started.
That is exactly what this bear did; he got the PARTY STARTED! He basically walked through that guys’ back yard with all the confidence in the world, plopped down in his unheated tub, and said; “This is my margarita now.”
We all talk about “power moves” in this world; like the power tie for example. This is the ULTIMATE “power move,” and a bear is the only one that can make it happen.
I mean think about it; what other creature could hop a fence, jump in someone’s hot tub, and drink their alcohol without an altercation by said tub owner? Because if myself, or the reader of this article were to try and pull that off, we would have the cops rolling up within MINUTES!
But a bear, a bear is the CHAMPION of the “power move.” You want to know why? BECAUSE HE’S A DAMN BEAR. You’re not going to step up to a bear and stop it from happening. I wouldn’t be surprised if his next move was jumping in your car and driving off to the club while giving you the finger; all because you’re not going to do a damn thing about it.
What do you think of this story? What would you have done if a bear did that in your yard? Let me know in the comments section below.