Thomas Tramaglini is accused of repeatedly pooping on the track and football field at Holmdel High School.
Well Isn’t This A “Shitty” Situation?
At first glance at the title of this article, I thought this was just a “one time” situation. I thought the superintendent pooped once on the football field/track of a high school for some reason.
But then, I read a little farther into the story. I read the article that was written and found out the situation (allegedly) occurred on a DAILY BASIS! A DAILY BASIS?!? This means that this man (allegedly) walked out onto the field/track, dropped trou,’ and laid down a warm keester cake for the world to “enjoy.”
Why though? Why would anyone in that position decide to shit on a football field, or even a track, on a daily basis? It almost sounds like one of those false high school rumors that come up from time to time.
But I think my favorite part of this story was the email that was sent out regarding his resignation. It read, as mentioned in the article above;
“[It] has become clear to both Dr. Tramaglini and the Kenilworth Board of Education that his continued service as Superintendent of Schools has become too much of a distraction to the main mission of the district.”
-Email Sent Out Regarding The Matter
Now if you ever met a teenager in high school, you would know that they are not the most “subtle” bunch in society. Once a story like that seeps into the halls of the school, there is no teenager IN THE WORLD that will keep quiet about it. You’ll hear it over and OVER again; “Hey, did you hear that Mr. XYZ took a shit on the football field?” “Hey, did you hear that Mr. ABC dropped a turd on the track?”
What are your thoughts on the situation? Can you believe the allegations brought upon this man? Let me know in the comments section below!