New Jersey Superintendent Accused Of Pooping On High School Track Resigns — Weird News – Bizarre and Strange Stories

Thomas Tramaglini is accused of repeatedly pooping on the track and football field at Holmdel High School.

via New Jersey Superintendent Accused Of Pooping On High School Track Resigns — Weird News – Bizarre and Strange Stories

 

Well Isn’t This A “Shitty” Situation?

At first glance at the title of this article, I thought this was just a “one time” situation. I thought the superintendent pooped once on the football field/track of a high school for some reason.

But then, I read a little farther into the story. I read the article that was written and found out the situation (allegedly) occurred on a DAILY BASIS! A DAILY BASIS?!? This means that this man (allegedly) walked out onto the field/track, dropped trou,’ and laid down a warm keester cake for the world to “enjoy.”

Why though? Why would anyone in that position decide to shit on a football field, or even a track, on a daily basis? It almost sounds like one of those false high school rumors that come up from time to time.

But I think my favorite part of this story was the email that was sent out regarding his resignation. It read, as mentioned in the article above;

“[It] has become clear to both Dr. Tramaglini and the Kenilworth Board of Education that his continued service as Superintendent of Schools has become too much of a distraction to the main mission of the district.”

-Email Sent Out Regarding The Matter

Now if you ever met a teenager in high school, you would know that they are not the most “subtle” bunch in society. Once a story like that seeps into the halls of the school, there is no teenager IN THE WORLD that will keep quiet about it. You’ll hear it over and OVER again; “Hey, did you hear that Mr. XYZ took a shit on the football field?” “Hey, did you hear that Mr. ABC dropped a turd on the track?”

 

What are your thoughts on the situation? Can you believe the allegations brought upon this man? Let me know in the comments section below!

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