We Need To Change This Dynamic Of Our Society

Ever been on the phone with your friend for so long that you need to take a shit? You don’t want to be “that guy” who cuts your friend off in the middle of their sentence to tell them; “Oh, I have to go take a dump.” That’s just rude, and you don’t want your buddy to feel like they are less than a turd?

So, just have a little “Fecal Matter Chatter!”

But what is “Fecal Matter Chatter” you may ask? Well, it’s basically when you talk to someone on the phone while you are taking a shit. Plain and simple, it’s that easy.

The problem here is, the “Fecal Matter Chatter” is not universally accepted in our world today. There are some out there that believe talking to someone while you are on the toilet shows very “low class” and makes you seem like a “hillbilly.”

I disagree wholeheartedly! In fact, telling your friend that you have to cut the conversation short because you have your own needs to tend to is extremely rude and “low class.”

Imagine, your best friend is just having a shitty day (no pun intended) and needs someone to give them advice. They don’t want to hear on the other end of the line; “Sorry to break this up bud, but I really have to drop a deuce.” NO, if they are truly your friend, they won’t care if you are making a “turd dumpling” in your bathroom. They will just continue to talk to you like nothing else is going on.

And that’s what we need more of in this world; stop caring so much about the little things. If you hear the echo of a restroom while you are talking to a college buddy out of town, just shrug it off and continue the conversation. It doesn’t hurt you, it’s not going to negatively alter your life, so just GET OVER IT!


Do you find someone using the restroom during a phone call offensive? Let me know your thoughts in the comments section below.

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