How To Not Forget Those BIG Days When You Are In A Relationship

For the record, I’m not even IN a relationship, and I KNOW THIS IS RIDICULOUS! I mean, with all of the technology that we have at our fingertips, guys are STILL out there forgetting the most important dates in their relationships. It just boggles my mind!

First off, minus any extra dates that may occur (child births, deaths, etc….), there are only TWO DATES that a guy needs to remember in a relationship; the anniversary of your FIRST DATE, and her birthday. THAT’S IT! And if she makes a fuss about the other smaller dates while you are together, then she needs to get a grip.

When I talk about the smaller dates, I mean the bullshit like “our first smoothie together” and “the first time we visited a museum in the month of February when we were both wearing blue shoes.” That’s all the miscellaneous garbage that no-one needs to celebrate, yet some still make a big deal out of.

But HOW do guys still forget the BIG important dates?

For instance, look at the calendar app that comes with your phone. All you have to do is set a reminder on there for these TWO very important days, and have them go off every year. Then, set the reminders FOR those reminders the day before so that you are prepared. You will literally be notified when they come up, and PRESTO, you won’t forget!

“But Kellen, that won’t leave me any time to get her a gift. How are you going to fix that, you jackass?”

Well, that’s easy! Just schedule a reminder a week or two before saying something like; “Buy girlfriend a present for (insert event here).” Hell, schedule TEN reminders; one for each day prior to said event.

(And if you can’t get the hint after all of that, well I guess you are a lost cause.)

Now, don’t think I’m just bashing on guys about this. Women have also been the culprits of forgetting. But since the guys are outed the most for not remembering through the media, I’m here to lend a helping hand. I’m here to keep you out of the “doghouse” as much as possible; make your life a hell of alot easier.


What are your thoughts on the matter? Are there any ways that YOU use to remember these important days? Let me know in the comments section below.


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