I am very proud to say that this is the FIRST “Snackage After Close” to be published under the new name, Midwestern Barfly Gazette. This has been a long time coming, but we have finally arrived folks!
But what are we going to do for this epic moment? What meal is special enough to signify a momentous occasion such as this?
Personally, it was a tough decision. BUT, with our love for adult beverages being the forefront of our content, I believe that I’ve found the correct meal for this situation.
Presenting…….The Sober-Up Meal!
Don’t lie, you know what I’m talking about. We’ve all had one of those nights that involved MASS amounts of alcohol, mixed with bogus appetizers that did absolutely NOTHING to sop up the booze. We’ve all had one of those nights that involved you bringing a large fast-food bag home with you like it was a goody-bag from a birthday party.
And regardless what your diet is like, that bag of fast food always consists of the same stuff; (unless it’s tacos. If you can get decent tacos at 1:00 AM that don’t give you diarrhea, then you are a true KING). These bags are commonly filled with burgers, hot dogs, pizza (in a bag?), chicken fingers; you name it and it has grease, it’s in there.
For me personally, I will always go with the biggest burger that the places sells, with a side of fries. It’s hard to explain, but there’s just something about a big, juicy burger after a night of drinking that just makes everything ok. All of your problems are thrown out the window, and the thought of your impending hangover just washes away for that brief moment.
And DON’T think about offering me some sort of dessert in that situation, Because 4-year old Kellen would emerge and order everything on the damn menu.
But, I want to hear about your sober-up meal! What is your go-to? Let me know in the comments section below, or hit me up on one of The Midwestern Barfly Gazette’s various social media accounts:
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