Thinking is a very useful tool in our society. It allows us to create new ideas and concepts that have the ability to change a situation, or even change the world.
And when thinking is paired with mass amounts of alcohol, MAGICAL THINGS can come from it. Alcohol has a way of turning your thoughts from regular old ideas, to much more integral pieces of content that actually mean something. So get ready, because it’s “Late Night Drinking Thoughts 7;”
Ever notice that some people like to leave their car running as they run into the store? This is the most ridiculous thing that I’ve ever seen! How can someone actually LEAVE THEIR CAR RUNNING while they go into a store?
I bring this up because I actually saw this occur the other day at a local gas station. I was walking out of the front door after purchasing my necessary snackage, and I noticed a rather large black SUV parked next to my vehicle. A short, snobby-looking blonde woman was stepping out of the car with her nose pointing skyward. She made her way into the building while her over-priced vehicle sat in the parking lot, still running.
Now, I’m not saying that I live in a bad neighborhood or anything, but why would you chance that? Because someone could have easily hopped into her car and drove away! It makes NO sense!
If someone were to pay you $100,000 a year just to wipe their butt, would you do it? Think about it; you’re getting paid a yearly salary of $100,000……JUST TO WIPE SOMEONE’S ASS. It’s that simple!
But let me clarify your “duties” in this scenario, just so everyone is on the same page. For the duration of your employment, you must go wherever the person is traveling to. Whether it’s to work, at their home, on vacation, or anywhere else they may go to; you are there.
It might be a “shitty” job, but think of the positives for a second. For one, you are getting paid $100,000 PER YEAR just to wipe someone’s backside. So with a normal diet, you’re basically doing 10-30 seconds of work 1-2 times per day; (excluding major disasters like “taco night.”)
Then, you are literally traveling with them WHEREVER THEY GO! So if the family goes on a vacation to Paris, you’re going on a vacation to Paris. If the family is going to a baseball game, you’re going to a baseball game.
Basically, the positives do outweigh the “crap” that you have to deal with.
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