R.I.P. Beard…….


It was a sad day this past Saturday, and I felt that it was in the best interest of everyone involved that I addressed it myself.

Ladies and gentlemen, my beard is gone.

Yes, yes, I KNOW; I’m supposed to protect my beard as much as I can. I’m supposed to nurture it, feed it, and watch it grow into something SPECTACULAR!!

However, this past weekend, I did not do that. I was, as some would say, very careless with the safety of my beard. I made a bet that I thought I was going to win, and I put it’s very existence on the line.

But alas, I lost. And because of that, I was forced to shave it ALL off. Some of you may have already seen it on our social media pages; (INSTAGRAM, FACEBOOK, TWITTER), but here it is again if you forgot;


Now don’t you worry ladies and gentlemen, don’t you worry; you have not seen the last of my beard. In due time, a dark, bushy beard is going to grace my face again. In due time…….THIS BEARD SHALL RISE AGAIN!!!!!!


We ask, as a courtesy to everyone involved, if you would be so kind as to share this article with your loved ones. Tell them of this sad and tragic news so that they will NOT make the same mistakes. And, if you would like to keep up to date with The Midwestern Barfly Gazette, visit our socials;

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