It was a sad day this past Saturday, and I felt that it was in the best interest of everyone involved that I addressed it myself.
Ladies and gentlemen, my beard is gone.
Yes, yes, I KNOW; I’m supposed to protect my beard as much as I can. I’m supposed to nurture it, feed it, and watch it grow into something SPECTACULAR!!
However, this past weekend, I did not do that. I was, as some would say, very careless with the safety of my beard. I made a bet that I thought I was going to win, and I put it’s very existence on the line.
But alas, I lost. And because of that, I was forced to shave it ALL off. Some of you may have already seen it on our social media pages; (INSTAGRAM, FACEBOOK, TWITTER), but here it is again if you forgot;
Now don’t you worry ladies and gentlemen, don’t you worry; you have not seen the last of my beard. In due time, a dark, bushy beard is going to grace my face again. In due time…….THIS BEARD SHALL RISE AGAIN!!!!!!
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