Things That I Would Do With This Piece Of Land……

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He paid HOW MUCH for that strip of land?

According to the NY Daily News; a man in Florida purchased a strip of land valued at about $50………for $9,100! THAT’S LITERALLY 182 TIMES MORE than what it’s worth!

But, there’s nothing that can be said about it now; he owns the property, and won’t be getting his money back any time soon. So, I guess it’s time to figure out what he can actually do with this “100×1 foot strip of land.” For me, I would;

1. Grilling And Chilling: I agree with the writer of the article; I’d WITHOUT A DOUBT bring a grill, a lawn chair, and a cooler of beers to my new strip of land.

Imagine being “that guy” who’s grilling burgers and brats, and sipping a cold brew, while the neighbors are cutting their grass? Imagine being “that guy” who’s shirtless and suntanning in boardshorts and sunglasses while the neighbors are pulling out of their driveways to head to work? I mean hell, I would take a picture of THAT moment and make it my Christmas Card.

2. Neighbor Party: Everyone should get to know their neighbors after buying property in a residential neighborhood; it’s the polite thing to do. And there are many ways to play this; but one of my favorites would be the “metal head” approach.

In order to pull off a successful “metal head” approach, you are going to need three things; a sleeveless shirt, a huge amp, and beer. Then, just start BLASTING some heavy metal while shotgunning a beer and head-banging like it’s 1971 again! I’m sure that will get your new neighbors rushing to join the party.

(………or a visit from the local authorities. It’s really a 50/50 shot.)

Hopefully though, this man finds much happiness with his newly acquired property. Hopefully, he can put it to some good use, and not just have it be a $9,100 reminder of what once was…….


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