Would YOU Be Able To Sit On A Toilet For Almost A Week?

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There are ALOT of weird records out there. There’s records for largest body parts, biggest collections of odd objects, and EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN!

But sitting on a toilet? Now THAT’S a record that I can get behind!

According to Inside Editiona man named Jimmy De Frenne “….parked himself on a potty in an Ostend bar for almost five days in an attempt to set the world record.”

The first question I have is; “WHERE DO I SIGN UP?” I feel like I sit on the toilet for a long time as it is. With the right amount of training and preparation, I feel like I could SMOKE this record! But, I would need three things though;

  1. A Laptop: This one is obvious because I need to keep getting articles out. And with the amount of time that I’d be on the toilet, I’m sure that I’d be able to “push out” ALOT of content! #PoopJoke
  2. My Phone: Yes, I know this makes me sound like a millennial. And YES, I know I make fun of millennials ALOT. But at the SAME TIME; you can’t sit there confidently and tell me that scrolling through social media “on the john” DOESN’T make time go by faster. Social media is like the ULTIMATE poop game!
  3. Human Contact: I would need to be in a public place, like this man was, where I can have people come up and talk to me. Granted, it would be odd at first; but if I’m by myself for that amount of time sitting in the same spot, I might go CRAZY!

The main question I have is; “HOW BAD was that toilet seat ring when he stood up?” And you know the ring I’m talking about; it’s the ring that is made on your ass after sitting on the toilet for so long. It’s the ring that is made from the seat basically “suctioning” itself around your derriere; (or something like that! I don’t know, I’m not a scientist). Because to combat THAT situation, there better be various baby powders and creams on hand to help out.

 

What are your thoughts on this story, and this record as a whole? Do you think YOU could accomplish this feat? Let me know in the comments below, or on my twitter at @KShermanSports 

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