Late Night Drinking Thoughts 15
Well would you look at that; we are fifteen editions into this series. And because of that, I would like to provide my first dedication of this series. It’s a dedication that is long overdue on this site; a dedication that needs to go out.
So for this edition of “Late Night Drinking Thoughts;” this one goes out to all of the fine folks that have to work during the weekend. This one goes out to all of the fine folks that can’t “crack a cold one open” on a Saturday night with their buds. This is for the fine folks that have to make their own time to relax, unwind, and make drinking plans with their loved ones.
With that, I say; thank you for everything that you do! But now, we need to get into some drinking thoughts;
Natalie Portman is very “underrated” attractive. The opening of this thought may make me sound like a douchebag, but hear me out for a second. Because in society, we always have people posting comments about the most “beautiful actresses in the world.” They even have a day on social media, known as #WomanCrushWednesday, devoted to people bolstering the looks of their favorite women in society.
But the problem I have with that is, I hardly ever see Natalie Portman being mentioned in these posts/conversations. I mean, she is an absolute BABE; the legitimate dream girl for anyone and everyone.
So I’m here to tell you that she’s not just my #WomanCrushWednesday; she’s my #WomanCrushEveryday! She is, without a doubt, the most stunning actress in Hollywood today!
If I were to grow just a mustache, would you find it stylish or weird? I mean seriously; would you find it stylish? Or would you find it weird? Would you see me as “suave and sophisticated” like Magnum P.I.? Or do you think it would look like I drive a white panel van?
Because sometimes, I feel a little left out when it comes to “mustache culture.” I mean, if I had a ‘stache; I could participate in “Mustache Monday” and have a reason for doing so. Not only that, I could make “Mustache Ride” jokes, and not feel like a complete and total moron.
But, I want to hear from YOU on the matter! Do you think I should forget about the beard and just let the ‘stache fly free? VOTE NOW!
If I grow a mustache, would that look cool? Or weird? #LateNightQuestions
— Kellen Sherman (@KShermanSports) October 5, 2019
Do you have any late night drinking thoughts of your own? Let me know in the comments section below, and on Twitter at @KShermanSports