Late Night Drinking Thoughts 15.5
You’re about to experience a rarity in this series. You’re about to experience that once in a blue moon moment where my brain has too many drinking thoughts for one edition, and has to spill them out into another one.
That’s where Late Night Drinking Thoughts 15.5 comes into play. It’s that edition in the middle that inserts another thought that may have been forgotten. It’s basically like the glue that fits Late Night Drinking Thoughts 15 and 16 together; a smoother road from one to the other, if you will.
So, without further ado, another Drinking Thought to get you through your day;
What THE HELL is a VSCO Girl? I mean seriously, what the hell is a VSCO Girl? I’ve never heard of this phrase/wording/whatever it is! The only reason I know about it was because I was called one in response to this tweet;
I got sushi and coconut water from Whole Foods today for lunch.
…….does that make me a hipster? 😂😭
— Kellen Sherman (@KShermanSports) October 7, 2019
Obviously, the entire situation was all in jest; but I still had no idea what a VSCO girl was. So, I did what every millennial with a computer does; I looked it up.
According to Urban Dictionary, VSCO girls are described as; “Wears oversized t-shirts or sweatshirt with Nike shorts. Has Vans, Crocs, Birks, and wears a shell necklace. She also wears tube tops and jean shorts. She always has a hydroflask. She can’t leave home without a scrunchie and her favorite car is a jeep.”
First off, can I just say that I am rather ashamed of myself that that search is going to be saved in my history from now on. Some might even say that it’s really sad.
Not only that, when did I get so old? These kids nowadays are making up these words and phrases that I literally have to look up on a daily basis. Honestly, why can’t fads be simple like back in the day? Jocks, preppy kids, goth kids, nerds; the normal stuff.
But no, it can’t be normal. Because nowadays, everything has to be “different” and “original.” So since that’s the case, I’m going to make my own “fad.” I’m going to call it the CWDABT fad. And it’s pretty simple; all you need is a couple buds, a case of beer, and a place to hang out. It’s completely brand new because even though people already do that, now it has a title to it. If it’s going to be cool, it’s got to have a title connected to it.
Did you know about this? And are there any other “fads” that you had to look up? Let me know in the comments section below, and on Twitter at @KShermanSports